Today, I had to take a test in my AP Biology class. The second to last test question was “Make a barnyard animal noise. You have 10 seconds to comply.” I looked up, confused, and saw my teacher staring intently at me. He mouthed the word “Go” and tapped his watch. I mooed. The rest of the testing period was completely silent, except for the occasional clucking, neighing, and mooing. MLIA.
Today, I was in the bathroom at a popular coffee chain. Someone wrote “What would Jesus do?” on the wall. Another person wrote directly underneath that “Wash His hands.” And a third wrote “And your feet.” I smiled. MLIA
Today, my teacher was wearing a black tie with small, white skull and crossbones on it. One of my classmates raised her hand and complimented it. My teacher responded, “Thanks! It’s my favorite tie because it has the pirate sign and ninjas!” One of the girls next to me said, “I don’t see the ninjas.” My teacher replied, “Then they’re doing their job.” New favorite teacher. MLIA
Today I plugged my iPhone into my car speakers and started to use iGun. I turned up the volume, rolled down the windows and started shooting at a girl walking by me. She proceeded to act out the most dramatic death I’ve ever seen. We’re having coffee next weekend. MLIA.
Today, I turned on my laptop and went to connect to a wireless network. One of the options that showed up was a security-enabled network named “NARNIA”. I connected by typing in “wardrobe”. It made my week. MLIA.
Today my friend that lives in Australia wanted me to take pictures of my college campus so he could see what it was like. So instead of boring regular pictures, I had my friend put on a red and white striped shirt and hide in all the pictures. Best. Day. Ever. MLIA.
Today, at an amusement park, I witnessed a boy on a leash make an escape while his mom was distracted. Not only did the kid figure out how to get out of the leash, but he also hooked it onto another kid that was passing by. Way to go, little guy, way to go. MLIA
Today, I was waiting at a red light. Suddenly, I saw two kids dressed up as ghosts run down the street, followed by a guy in a ghostbusters uniform. I have never been more jealous in my life. MLIA
Today, I noticed my cat trying to climb into every cabinet or closet that was open. After later finding him sleeping on my copy of “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe,” I am convinced he is trying to find Narnia and have agreed to help him with his quest. MLIA.
Today, I saw a child on a leash. I started thinking about how degrading that was, until the child started barking and growled at a passer-by. I hope one day I have a child like that. MLIA
Today I spent some time randomly typing web addresses I thought should be websites. When I typed www.ninjasecrets.com, a 403 error came up saying in big bold letters, “FORBIDDEN”. Good job ninjas. Good. Job. MLIA
Today I wore a shirt that has the “Hello my name is:” sticker filled in with “Ninja.” I saw a guy with the same shirt, but instead it said “Jedi.” Although I intended to have a staredown, he nodded at me; causing me to nod back. I think he just used the force on me. Well played, Jedi. This battle is not over. MLIA
Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA.
Today, my friends and I were browsing through a dollar store and found stuffed animals that could record and playback sounds. We spent the next twenty minutes making them all, upon squeezed, shout “DON’T TOUCH ME.” I wonder if anyone will buy them. MLIA
Today, I changed my ringtone to the Jaws theme song and kept hiding my phone, so that I can feel like my phone is sneaking up on me everytime I get a text message. This will continue to entertain me for a very long time. MLIA
Today I was driving by the lake and I saw a Jeep full of guys pass me. They were hanging out the windows and the sunroof, paddling with canoe paddles, and singing “Just Around the Riverbend” from Pocahontas. It easily may have been the coolest thing I’ve seen, ever.
This made my night. ^_^