Gummy Bear Homicide

Today, In Bio my teacher put a gummy bear in a test tube with some liquified powder to see how when sugar breaks down it creates heat and light. What he didn’t mentioned was that it also makes a high pitched sound that sounded like a scream. I was disturbed that I witnessed a murder [...]

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Yes, Thank You, Captain Obvious

And more…

“I got the last one, it’s your turn.”

Huzzah!

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Night Bus

It was like I was in two worlds at once, riding the night bus. I looked out the window, and images from the lit city reflected on the glass from the opposite side, superimposing itself overtop of that which actually stood where my eyes fell. Here, a business center in a football field; [...]

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Entry 804

I guess I should do a real update; I haven’t done one in forever.
Overall, life’s not too bad. I’m not crazy about school. I have three bad teachers and one sorta-bad/mostly-irritating teacher this term, and I’ve just about decided that I’m done complaining about them. There’s nothing I can do about it, [...]

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Stupid Norms

Today, on MLIA:
Today, I realized that if you tilt your head back and put a tic tac between your lips and blow gently you can make it levitate. Guess what I spent my entire physics class doing? MLIA

I really want to try this. Unfortunately, I’m in the school library right now. Guess who’s [...]

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Warrior Plumbers

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Good ones recently

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The Darkling Thrush

Sometimes, I just need to read this poem. I’ve gotta say it’s probably my all-time favorite poem.
The Darkling Thrush
I leant upon a coppice gate
When Frost was spectre-gray,
And Winter’s dregs made desolate
The weakening eye of day.
The tangled bine-stems scored the sky
Like strings of broken lyres,
And all mankind that haunted nigh
Had sought their household fires.
The [...]

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From Feschuk on the Famous

From Feschuk on the Famous Food
REVOLUTIONARY CHANGES DUE TO HIT TIMMY’S DONUTS EVERYWHERE!
I’d eat a Cuddly Bunny cookie.
THE BAGEL REVOLUTION IS HERE TO SAVE US!
2 Revolutions For The Price Of 1.
Also, Baconnaise.

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Fun time!

Let’s play the Pick Out the Logical Fallacy Game! :D
The Angry Evolutionist
Seriously, this guy is painful.

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